Scared the Beejesus Tee

An oldtimer's tee, for when they (used to?) say "you scared the beJesus outta me", now printed on a tee for straight-faced pun delivery.

Beejesus is deliberately simple: a clean wearable joke that has no relevance to bees or beekeeping outside of the word "bee". A scared bee is a stingy bee, and you will feel it. Sharply.

This shirt sits somewhere between beekeeper club humour and the kind of wordplay that has people groaning. It is light, readable and made to bother those who said they've had enough of your bothering.

Design note
Made for beekeepers, dads, dad-jokers, and anyone aspiring to attain their punning-in-public permit.

Details

• 100% cotton
• Modern fit
• Ribbed elastane neck band for stretch and shape recovery
• Twin needle sleeve and body hem
• Mobilon shoulder tape for comfort and shape retention
• Designed and printed in Australia

Fit note
Please check the sizing guide image before ordering.

Shipping

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• Standard Australia shipping: 3–7 business days
• Express Australia shipping: 1–3 business days

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